§ 01 — The gap
The HIMS weekend
On the weekend of 29–31 August 2026 a memecoin routed its main liquidity against tokenized Hims & Hers on Robinhood Chain. Every dollar of meme demand became a forced bid for the stock wrapper — while the exchange was shut, the issuer couldn't mint, and there was no live price to arbitrage against. Across the chain's top pools, none used a dynamic fee. Nothing priced the closed market.