§ 01 — The gap
The HIMS weekend
On the weekend of 29–31 August 2026 a memecoin routed its main liquidity against tokenized Hims & Hers on Robinhood Chain. Every dollar of meme demand became a forced bid for the stock wrapper — while the exchange was shut, the issuer couldn't mint, and there was no live price to arbitrage against. And the pools' fees didn't change when the market closed. Nothing priced the gap.